The Modern Republick of Lithuania
| Population | 2.023 billion |
| Capital | Vilnius |
| Leader | Holy Patricia |
| Currency | Bitcoin |
| Animal | Panther |
The Republic of The Modern Republick of Lithuania is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Holy Patricia with an even hand, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, sprawling nuclear power plants, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 2.023 billion Modern Republick of Lithuanians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.
The medium-sized, corrupt government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Industry, Welfare, and Law & Order are also considered important, while Environment and Spirituality are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Vilnius. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 36.1%.
The frighteningly efficient Modern Republick of Lithuanian economy, worth 264 trillion Bitcoins a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Retail, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an impressive 130,637 Bitcoins, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 412,895 per year while the poor average 31,557, a ratio of 13.1 to 1.
The government is continually probing the galaxy in search of alien life, The Modern Republick of Lithuania is notorious for its citizens' infidelity, East Lebatuckese astronauts' favorite game during downtime on the Multinational Space Station is 'I Spy', and loading sixteen tons of laundry gets you another year older and deeper in debt. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Modern Republick of Lithuania's national animal is the Panther, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
The Modern Republick of Lithuania is ranked 173,889th in the world and 7,293rd in Lazarus for Largest Populations, with 2.02 billion capita.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : The Modern Republick of Lithuania was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Retail Industry and the Top 10% for Most Secular.
- : Following new legislation in The Modern Republick of Lithuania, loading sixteen tons of laundry gets you another year older and deeper in debt.
- : Following new legislation in The Modern Republick of Lithuania, East Lebatuckese astronauts' favorite game during downtime on the Multinational Space Station is 'I Spy'.
- : Following new legislation in The Modern Republick of Lithuania, The Modern Republick of Lithuania is notorious for its citizens' infidelity.
- : The Modern Republick of Lithuania was reclassified from "Moralistic Democracy" to "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy".
- : Following new legislation in The Modern Republick of Lithuania, the government is continually probing the galaxy in search of alien life.
- : Following new legislation in The Modern Republick of Lithuania, disadvantaged youths often commit felonies to enhance their educational prospects.
- : The Modern Republick of Lithuania was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Food Quality, Highest Wealthy Incomes, Most Developed, Most Patriotic, and Highest Average Incomes.
- : Following new legislation in The Modern Republick of Lithuania, religion is strictly forbidden within school grounds.
- : Following new legislation in The Modern Republick of Lithuania, members of ethnic minorities are more often called "boy" or "girl" than by their actual names.
